One day I wanted my computer so I got it. First thing I did was pirate Minecraft for free.
Nice no wirus! I made a world called Anus. It was amazing. The seed was SuckHerobrinesCock but I didn't wrote that shit, the fuck? Who cares I made it and saw a house and then Herobrine appeared with hyper-realistic head, blood, arse, boobs. I screamed and sold my computer on EBay for 1 cent. I still hear a whisper, it keeps saying "Hey, can I have some Jews?" it sounds like my freind and he's in the house.